Samson Kiptum

Samson Kiptum

Thursday, July 25, 2013

IMAGINE IF WE WERE TO PAY PARKING FEES TO PARK OUR EMPTY STOMACHS AT UHURU PARK.

Hilarious it may sound but this can be practical soon.Just happened a couple of hours ago when I was standing outside  certain premise in town when this woman adorned  in yellow approach me,her left hand  was holding a receipt book and on the other a pen.
"Dugu jambo " she greeted me.

"Mzuri" I. replied while stretching my hand for a handshake.

She instead bent to  inspecting the plate of a car that was parked behind me.
"Wewe ndiyo mwenye hii gari" she asked while pointing at white Toyota  saloon parked just behind me.
I denied ownership  of the KBU that stood behind but inside me was this  wishful thought of owning a car.Before I moved an inched the woman had already issued me with a leaf she had ripped off the booklet she was holding and she demanding that I  pay for parking.

I was In trouble,she was breathing on my neck and what convinced her that it was my locomotive is the simple believe she had seen something I was holding perhaps she thought we the Car Key.
"Hiyo Gitambi yako na vire unakaa  lazima hii ni Haki " she told me while she was staring at my left hand.
At that moment I suspected she was looking at my hands weather I was holding a car key.
"madam hii ni flash disck,si kifuguo ya Gari" I told her while pointing my small black flash disc that had been the companion of my fingers albeit one day they I might have a car key playing in between them my fingers.
You can imagine what happened after that,the truth of the matter is that the government wants more taxes  and I suspect soon they will be introducing parking fees for humans so that when you are laying your empty stomach in Uhuru park,Nyayo Gardens,Muliro Gardens  or Jeevangee Garden you should have paid  for that space

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